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Pissed Myself Magnet

Pissed Myself Magnet

$13.00
$13.00
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3" × 10" matte bumper magnet. Printed direct to a white vinyl face paired with a black magnetic backing. Built for the elements—UV-safe, water-resistant, car-safe—repositionable and leaves no gunk behind.

Free, tracked shipping in 1–3 business days. Most orders arrive via USPS in roughly a week, pending postal jazz.

Also available as Pissed Myself Sticker.

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