About Us

I’m Matt—an Irish transplant, blinded by sunshine and poor judgment—who moved to California and accidentally started a bumper sticker business.

At Two Bit Press, we make weird, funny, and slightly unhinged bumper stickers and magnets for cars, laptops, water bottles—anywhere you want to stick a little personality. Our designs are original, our humor is questionable, and our vinyl is built to last.

This is a small sticker business, not a big brand, which means you get our passion, our weirdness, and our full appreciation every time you order.

When you shop with us, you’re supporting originality, quality, and a sticker shop that refuses to grow up. But above all else, YOU are the reason we do this. Every time one of our stickers makes someone smirk at a stoplight, it’s because you put it there.

THANK YOU for being here. Now grab a sticker (or three) and go stick something ridiculous on your car.