State Secrets Sticker
State Secrets Sticker
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Because treason, but make it thrifty.
Exactly 10" x 3" of vinyl chaos, handcrafted by American sticker wizards.
Glossy, immortal, weatherproof—this sticker will still be here after humanity is gone.
We ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, so you can watch it crawl across the map). USPS usually delivers in 7 days, but time is a flat circle anyway.
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Hilarious sticker, my friend loved it
I get people laughing at this all the time, its weatherproof.
Looks good
This pairs well with my “Don’t commit crime, the government dislikes competition” bumper sticker, as wine pairs with a good cheese. Excellent purchase.
Great sticker, arrived when expected and is a wonderful quality