State Secrets Sticker
State Secrets Sticker
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Because treason, but make it thrifty.
Exactly 10" x 3" of vinyl chaos, handcrafted by American sticker wizards.
Glossy, immortal, weatherproof—this sticker will still be here after humanity is gone.
We ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, so you can watch it crawl across the map). USPS usually delivers in 7 days, but time is a flat circle anyway.
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Hilarious sticker, my friend loved it
I get people laughing at this all the time, its weatherproof.
This pairs well with my “Don’t commit crime, the government dislikes competition” bumper sticker, as wine pairs with a good cheese. Excellent purchase.
Looks good
Great sticker, arrived when expected and is a wonderful quality
Shipping took a little while but it was totally worth the wait. Absolutely perfect quality, size, colors are super vibrant. Already getting tons of compliments. Thank you!!
Super easy to apply, exactly as pictured, very bold and easy to read!
Came in an envelope that looked like junk mail so that was a little confusing but excellent product otherwise.