Depress Sticker

Who needs a glow-up when you’ve perfected the sad-up?

10" x 3" of vinyl goodness, proudly made in the USA.

Glossy, weatherproof, and sun-safe—basically the sticker version of a loyal golden retriever.

Ships FREE within 1–3 business days with tracking included. USPS should get it to you within a week (fingers crossed).