Apathy Sticker

Finally, patriotism for people who just can’t be bothered.

10" x 3" of pure vinyl glory, made and printed right here in the USA.

Glossy, UV-safe, and water-resistant—this sticker laughs in the face of rain, sun, and car washes.

Orders ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, because we’re nice like that). USPS usually delivers within a week, but sometimes they vibe on their own schedule.