Shrimp Buffet Sticker

When life gives you lemons, you drown them in cocktail sauce and weep at the salad bar.

Exactly 10" x 3" of vinyl chaos, handcrafted by American sticker wizards.

Glossy, immortal, weatherproof—this sticker will still be here after humanity is gone.

We ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, so you can watch it crawl across the map). USPS usually delivers in 7 days, but time is a flat circle anyway.