Alf Sticker

Because nothing screams revolution like a cat-eating puppet and a rigged bingo card.

A majestic 10" x 3" slab of vinyl excellence, cooked up fresh in the USA.

Glossy, UV-proof, waterproof, apocalypse-resistant—it’ll probably outlive your car.

We ship FREE within 1–3 business days (with tracking, because chaos still needs order). USPS usually takes up to 7 days, unless they’re feeling spicy.